Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.